Emma G

Emma is a female with a vagina and, subsequently, often writes things other vaginas (and sometimes weiners) find super relatable. She is a 20something who loves eating, buying clothes she doesn't need, and wearing lipstick. You can find 4+ years of her rantings on her blog: www.emmasthing.com

Member Since 04/06/2014

Mauling down your little cousins at the Easter egg hunt once you learn one contains a $100 bill. PGP.

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4 Types Of Relationships Your Friends Are In

What The Location Of Your Date Can Tell You About A Guy

1: “Let’s circle back and touch base on Monday to get these deliverables in to the client by COB. Can you set up a conference call?” 2: “Fuck you.” PGP.

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Got to use my new umbrella for the first time today…so I’ve got that going for me. PGP.

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Accountable for everything, responsible for nothing. PGP.

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A Sports Announcer’s Commentary Of Your Work Day

When you say “EOD,” do you mean end of YOUR day or MY day? Because I’m checked out by 3 o’clock. PGP.

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90% of my day is spent avoiding emails and pretending I’m too busy to answer the phone. PGP.

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My to-do list is finished by 2:00pm every single day. After that it’s all smoke and mirrors. PGP.

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