Emma G

Emma is a female with a vagina and, subsequently, often writes things other vaginas (and sometimes weiners) find super relatable. She is a 20something who loves eating, buying clothes she doesn't need, and wearing lipstick. You can find 4+ years of her rantings on her blog: www.emmasthing.com

Member Since 04/06/2014

35 Signs You Got White Girl Wasted Last Night

Jimmy Fallon the best.

The Greatest “Breaking Character” Moments In SNL History

10 Years Later: What Happened To Every “Mean Girls” Character?

The 5 Stages Of Dating A Crazy Person

I feel like I’m Leonardo DiCaprio from Catch Me If You Can. Every day I go to my new job, dressing and acting like I belong, and wondering when they’ll figure out I don’t know shit. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Some mornings I just want to build a fort in my bed and stay there forever. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The copier feeds off of toner and fear. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Trying to look as angry as possible on the train so nobody sits next to you. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Praying that the office fire drill isn’t just a drill. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

A Peek Into A Single Girl’s Brain