Emma is a female with a vagina and, subsequently, often writes things other vaginas (and sometimes weiners) find super relatable.
She is a 20something who loves eating, buying clothes she doesn't need, and wearing lipstick. You can find 4+ years of her rantings on her blog: www.emmasthing.com
The perfect girlfriend giving bjs twice a day made me snort-laugh so hard, a random man asked to be let in on what I was laughing at. also – can we all discuss the epidemic of stupid girls who don’t like giving head?
I love every last word of this, but was this a typo? “Here’s a fun little tip for you–single women are rarely on birth control.” Is that supposed to say “usually” instead of “rarely.” Because if a single girl who is sexually active isn’t covering her bases by constantly popping pills or the proud owner of a weird U-shaped thing up her vagina to block out kids… SHE’S INSANE. And you shouldn’t bone her for that reason alone.
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whoever you are……. yes. the answer is yes. YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES. I love you.
thank you!!! 🙂
this “Do you…? Do I…? Are we…? Sex”
it’s the worst.
hahahahahahaha brian. no. this was great. the first one made me wanna die.
amazing
mm mm. this was good, Ian. this was good.
“the delicate geniuses.” I just fell in love with you.
I’m genuinely glad to hear that from you and your weiner.
hey, thanks!
cock in pussy. weiner in cooch. i know, i’m foul. sorry. #shockvalue
girl, you GET me. the lightest beer he drinks should be something hoppy. if not, I can’t.
microdick.
The perfect girlfriend giving bjs twice a day made me snort-laugh so hard, a random man asked to be let in on what I was laughing at. also – can we all discuss the epidemic of stupid girls who don’t like giving head?
lol. I. I can’t with you and your writing. but in a good way.
looooooool.
I love you…. so, so much.
HAHAHAHA
hey thanks! I will. for you.
I love every last word of this, but was this a typo? “Here’s a fun little tip for you–single women are rarely on birth control.” Is that supposed to say “usually” instead of “rarely.” Because if a single girl who is sexually active isn’t covering her bases by constantly popping pills or the proud owner of a weird U-shaped thing up her vagina to block out kids… SHE’S INSANE. And you shouldn’t bone her for that reason alone.