Displaced Chicagoan now residing in Beer City, USA. Can be found on the weekends shooting a round of golf, sipping craft beer, or getting way too worked up over Chicago sports teams.
Quite honestly, if you’re in a serious committed relationship and you’re getting laid on the reg, it doesn’t really matter too much. Have your booze, pizza, and weekend outings and be happy.
Quinn, it’s good to see you back on here. I know people like to give you shit but I always get a kick out of your articles and find them amusing. Looking forward to part 2.
100% agree with this. My fiancee is also a restaurant manager and has warned me against drinking straight from the glass for those exact reasons. I’ll drink my drinks how I want and give zero fucks if people judge me for it. #TeamStraw
This was my exact situation with golf. Growing up I used to hate watching it on TV and thought it was boring as hell. However, I gained much more of an appreciation for it once I started actually playing and now I really enjoy watching it.
Yep reminds me of a girl I knew in high school. Went to college, majored in theater, graduated, moved back home with parents, became a waitress while living at home, and still lives at home (last I heard) while parents are footing the bill. Kind of sad actually.
Hell fucking yes. My fiancee is a manager at Culver’s and so I know from experience that is incredible. Yesterday I walked 18 holes of golf and then went there for lunch. Got a double butter burger with cheese and grilled onions, a large cheese curd, and a concrete mixer. It was like the gods hand made a meal and served it to me.
As someone in my 20s in a committed relationship I will be the first to say that by no means do I think I’m “better” than any of my single friends. In fact a majority of the friends that my fiancee and I hang out with are single and third wheel with us all the time. I actually really enjoy hanging out with them and hearing stories about their wild nights and dates that went South. And while I don’t envy their lifestyle, I remember how much I hated being judged when I was single and therefore I don’t subject other people to the same treatment.
Definitely agree and that’s what made Bachelor Pad absolutely gloroius in my opinion. When you take a bunch of rowdy thirsty Bachelor rejects, put them together in a house, and add money into the mix it becomes 100x more entertaining.
Yea, I started reading this thinking that he had gone off to some remote area and camped out for a few days free of people and technology. This article should have actually been titled “Not Having Your Phone For a Few Days Sucks.”
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“Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac.”
Well good news for you my man. It’s hella easy to not make any new friends as opposed to making new ones.
Quite honestly, if you’re in a serious committed relationship and you’re getting laid on the reg, it doesn’t really matter too much. Have your booze, pizza, and weekend outings and be happy.
Twist: The entire story was actually a metaphor for this guy’s experience being on molly over the weekend.
Alright Best, serious question. What’s your take on the golf polo with basketball shorts look?
I can’t wait to share this info with my fiancee so that I never have to buy her Starbucks again.
Still only own a PS2. PGP
Quinn, it’s good to see you back on here. I know people like to give you shit but I always get a kick out of your articles and find them amusing. Looking forward to part 2.
Dear Jesus, help this poor woman. Amen.
100% agree with this. My fiancee is also a restaurant manager and has warned me against drinking straight from the glass for those exact reasons. I’ll drink my drinks how I want and give zero fucks if people judge me for it. #TeamStraw
This was my exact situation with golf. Growing up I used to hate watching it on TV and thought it was boring as hell. However, I gained much more of an appreciation for it once I started actually playing and now I really enjoy watching it.
Yep reminds me of a girl I knew in high school. Went to college, majored in theater, graduated, moved back home with parents, became a waitress while living at home, and still lives at home (last I heard) while parents are footing the bill. Kind of sad actually.
Did you forget the arcade games?
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
Hell fucking yes. My fiancee is a manager at Culver’s and so I know from experience that is incredible. Yesterday I walked 18 holes of golf and then went there for lunch. Got a double butter burger with cheese and grilled onions, a large cheese curd, and a concrete mixer. It was like the gods hand made a meal and served it to me.
As someone in my 20s in a committed relationship I will be the first to say that by no means do I think I’m “better” than any of my single friends. In fact a majority of the friends that my fiancee and I hang out with are single and third wheel with us all the time. I actually really enjoy hanging out with them and hearing stories about their wild nights and dates that went South. And while I don’t envy their lifestyle, I remember how much I hated being judged when I was single and therefore I don’t subject other people to the same treatment.
If “wahbooming” becomes the newest tend among our generation it will be the least surprising thing this year.
Definitely agree and that’s what made Bachelor Pad absolutely gloroius in my opinion. When you take a bunch of rowdy thirsty Bachelor rejects, put them together in a house, and add money into the mix it becomes 100x more entertaining.
Yea, I started reading this thinking that he had gone off to some remote area and camped out for a few days free of people and technology. This article should have actually been titled “Not Having Your Phone For a Few Days Sucks.”
I was wondering the same thing. My complex charges a hefty fee to pay rent with a card making it not even worth it.