Displaced Chicagoan now residing in Beer City, USA. Can be found on the weekends shooting a round of golf, sipping craft beer, or getting way too worked up over Chicago sports teams.
For goodness sake, just do yourself a favor and ask her exactly what she wants for the ring. When I was in your situation I made my girlfriend go ring shopping with me and tell me the exact features that she liked and wanted. Trust me, nothing would be worse than spending thousands on a ring that she doesn’t like or world be embarrassed to wear.
Try drinking earl grey tea. I’ve found that it gives you all of the positive effects of caffeine with none of the negative. Also, you probably don’t have a resistance to it at this point
Couldn’t have said it better myself. I’m with you in that I absolutely detest these types of shallow personal announcements. However, every now and then you’ll get a great laugh out of one. I once saw a post that went “blah blah blah I’m sooo thankful to have accepted a job at GM. I owe it all to my family and friends etc.” Turns out the guy was working on an assembly line.
The rec league that I’m in actually allows you to register as a “free agent” which is what I have done in the past. It might be worth a look at what leagues in your area do.
For goodness sake, just do yourself a favor and ask her exactly what she wants for the ring. When I was in your situation I made my girlfriend go ring shopping with me and tell me the exact features that she liked and wanted. Trust me, nothing would be worse than spending thousands on a ring that she doesn’t like or world be embarrassed to wear.
*Daddy* designed and built their home.
You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.
If things don’t turn out well I guess you could say that he got swindled.
I don’t take kindly to bafoons like you.
To pay my respects to Carl, I read this article in my favorite stall.
Try drinking earl grey tea. I’ve found that it gives you all of the positive effects of caffeine with none of the negative. Also, you probably don’t have a resistance to it at this point
What a disappointing franchise.
Do you have anything similar for a hundred bucks?
Unless you’re flying Southwest. Then you sort of have to check in.
It’s all fun and games until you get carpal tunnel and arthritis in both hands by age 25.
So that’s where Brian ended up!
“Le fedora tip to you m’lady.”
So 5 hour energy?
How’s the gig as the PR guy for AT&T coming along?
Describing your factory job to people as “working for GM.” PGP
Couldn’t have said it better myself. I’m with you in that I absolutely detest these types of shallow personal announcements. However, every now and then you’ll get a great laugh out of one. I once saw a post that went “blah blah blah I’m sooo thankful to have accepted a job at GM. I owe it all to my family and friends etc.” Turns out the guy was working on an assembly line.
I go grocery shopping with my wife to make sure she doesn’t buy a bunch of bullshit organic crap that we don’t need.
Every girl that I’ve ever met named Brianna has been batshit crazy. No surprise whatsoever that it made the list.
The rec league that I’m in actually allows you to register as a “free agent” which is what I have done in the past. It might be worth a look at what leagues in your area do.