Displaced Chicagoan now residing in Beer City, USA. Can be found on the weekends shooting a round of golf, sipping craft beer, or getting way too worked up over Chicago sports teams.
Do yourself a favor and go through the self checkout when you buy condoms. It will save you a lot of trouble if you really get that embarrassed from buying them. Unless self checkouts don’t exist in Austin.
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I talk on the phone for 8 hours a day at my job so just the thought of doing that for another 8 hours after getting home makes me want to vomit.
Yep…office is doing a fantasy football league? Autodraft it is.
Long distance relationships: Settling for someone until you can find someone better and closer.
He knew from the moment he met her kids.
Fully agree. Watched about half of the first season and just didn’t get the hype. Maybe it’s a Texas thing.
I’m going to just kick back and enjoy using my Moto X that’s 3 years old because fuck dropping $600 on a new phone with a slightly nicer screen.
He a strong independent man who don’t need no woman.
Well, guess it’s time to throw in the towel and start pounding back some earl grey tea. May as well just move to the UK while I’m at it.
Maybe he was hoping to catch some hot MILF ass.
Maybe one of the kids is his.
Do yourself a favor and go through the self checkout when you buy condoms. It will save you a lot of trouble if you really get that embarrassed from buying them. Unless self checkouts don’t exist in Austin.
More bars per capita than any other city though.
Or worse…the K word.
If I were one of those passengers I’d be pretty bugged by the whole thing.
Here’s how it would go if JD were a therapist –
Patient: “I’ve felt so depressed after a member of my family passed away.”
JD: “Holy shit, get over yourself. Go out, have a beer, and move on with your life for fuck’s sake.”
I bought my current set of clubs for $50 at a used sporting goods store. Yea or nay to using these bad boys at a business outing?
But for real. Costco has some dope business attire.
I mean, if someone else wants to fund that then it’s cool.
Screw “professional” engagement photos. Buy a nice camera and tripod for a few hundo, take them yourself, and call good.
Seriously, this idiot needs to get off his high horse.