Beware of the hot out of town guy, he probably has a girlfriend/fiancé/wife back home, at least from my experience. Something they should probably mention before asking if you want to get drinks.
Condoms suck, but so does herpes. Not taking the risk with randoms. I always have a stash so the excuse of “not having one” doesn’t stop me from getting laid.
I didn’t even get an invite to mine and we only had 300 or so people in our class. Made my day when I found out I was forgotten, hated 99% of the people I graduated with.
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Never have I hated a fictional character as much as I hate Girl. I hate everything about her.
No one likes a cock block. No one.
My coworkers share too much.
Beware of the hot out of town guy, he probably has a girlfriend/fiancé/wife back home, at least from my experience. Something they should probably mention before asking if you want to get drinks.
I’ve got no words
4 kids by 26/27?!?! What? Why? This makes the whole situation even more confusing.
I have a lot of questions about this roommate who is dating a single mom with 4 kids. Is he also 24…?
I don’t have office instant messenger. I’ll nap for 30 if I’m feeling wild, or violently hungover.
I’m exhausted today and my boss just left. Excuse me while I close my office door and take a 20 minute desk nap.
Condoms suck, but so does herpes. Not taking the risk with randoms. I always have a stash so the excuse of “not having one” doesn’t stop me from getting laid.
Let’s talk about getting a Pap Smear. That annual physical sounds like a walk in the park.
I didn’t even get an invite to mine and we only had 300 or so people in our class. Made my day when I found out I was forgotten, hated 99% of the people I graduated with.
Dude, not cool. Take that language and go back to TFM.
Find me on Twitter (handle in profile) and we can try and get something going that way
Their breakfast tacos are terrible, but in a pinch I get them
You speak the truth, but I’d do anything for a Torchy’s to open in the DC area just so I can get good tacos.
I think someone is having a bad week and needs to go sit in the corner until they can be nice again.
We semi joked about trying to figure out a way to organize a bigger happy hour of DC commenters
Just another post confirming I’d be very happy without a wedding.
Are you in DC by any chance? DCPGP and I have met up for happy hour before.