“Where are we at on this?” PGP.

The tentative outlook accept being the professional equivalent of imessage read receipts. PGP

I really need to stop opening a tab at happy hour. PGP.

“Just a heads-up…” PGP.

Took a day off from work to run errands. PGP.

Left my coffee mug at home and had to use the styrofoam cups like some kind of animal. PGP.

Only 3 more years until my car is paid off.

Trying to be a stay at home mom with no kids.

Tindering during mandatory company sexual harassment training. #PGP

Sororities still warning the new girls about me when they find out I’m coming to homecoming.