Thermostat wars with the menopausal coworker. PGP.

I actually would like to lose 10 pounds. PGP.

My boss got hipster glasses.

I don’t have AC. PGP.

Realizing your boss is straight out of Office Space. PGP.

Just got my girlfriend pregnant. PGP.

My work wife just emailed me asking me why I haven’t come into the office yet. PGP.

Every Monday morning: “Is your Outlook frozen?” #PGP

I paid the wedding DJ $20 to play “Shout” this weekend. PGP.

A younger co-worker finally came through and brought me weed.