I see my Jimmy John’s delivery guy more than I see my family. PGP.

I like to pretend that the super hot bank teller is flirting with me, but deep down I know she’s just really nice to everyone. PGP.

Broke my New Years Resolution to not use Tinder. Not a single match yet. PGP.

Not only working, but having to come in an hour early the day after Christmas. PGP.

Going from living in a house filled with 30 of your best friends to a one bedroom apartment alone. PGP.

Going stag to the office Holiday party. PGP.

I haven’t bought a new video game in years. PGP.

Unsubscribing from the TFM email list. PGP.