Making up your own title. PGP.

Your company finally hiring attractive women right after you get a girlfriend. PGP.

Happy Friday! PGP

The “I don’t drink during the week” prick. PGP.

Just found out the girl I’ve been texting has a 6 year old. PGP.

“I think I’m gonna make the switch from coffee to tea.” PGP

I’m experimenting with new ironing techniques. PGP