Same. If the government based a profile of me on my Netflix history, I’d be a terrorist serial killer who’s infatuated with prison life while working my way to the White House through drug cartels. AKA I’d probably get arrested.
On a side note, the night before Thanksgiving always seems to be that night you say you don’t really have any interest in, but end up showing up anyway and having a decent time as much as you don’t want to be a hypocrite.
Great read. I may have said this before but the first time I met my girlfriend’s dad they had me over for dinner, and he made me grill burgers on his grill. I was sheepish and surprised at the time, but I had to do what I had to do. They turned out great, and we have a great relationship now (which is awesome, since I don’t really talk to my own dad anymore.) Looking back, I can only respect and appreciate that power move he pulled on a skimpy little 22 year old like myself the first time we met.
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I’m a little in the “sacrilegious” camp but more so in the “this is literally one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen” camp.
Hope you didn’t spend it all in one place.
I wish I had friends.
Same. If the government based a profile of me on my Netflix history, I’d be a terrorist serial killer who’s infatuated with prison life while working my way to the White House through drug cartels. AKA I’d probably get arrested.
Never mind, on second thought that’s a really beta move.
Ask to eat out the chick you lunch with.
We have a winner.
True Life: I didn’t win the Cy Young award and now my former supermodel fiancé is mad
Second.
Oh boy.
Name checks out.
“How’s your food? Oh, not good? Let me go back into the kitchen and tell those peons to make you a new one. My managerial pleasure.”
Married filed jointly 25%, eh?
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When talking alcohol, “a couple” is the low key way to say “at least 6.” And this goes for anything: Shots, beer, glasses etc.
Name definitely checks out.
Imagine the ego trip if you put Conor and Kanye in the same room.
On a side note, the night before Thanksgiving always seems to be that night you say you don’t really have any interest in, but end up showing up anyway and having a decent time as much as you don’t want to be a hypocrite.
Great read. I may have said this before but the first time I met my girlfriend’s dad they had me over for dinner, and he made me grill burgers on his grill. I was sheepish and surprised at the time, but I had to do what I had to do. They turned out great, and we have a great relationship now (which is awesome, since I don’t really talk to my own dad anymore.) Looking back, I can only respect and appreciate that power move he pulled on a skimpy little 22 year old like myself the first time we met.
I audibly laughed at this for some reason.