Some savage animals at my complex’s pool were taking pulls of fireball yesterday. They offered me one and it legitimately sent a shiver down my violently hungover spine.
In a time of political unrest in this great nation, we need more articles like this one to really appreciate what’s important.
We have the greatest, most badass military on the planet because of their undying commitment to defending our freedoms and American way of life….regardless of political affiliations and all of that other bullshit.
Hoping you smoke the job interview, get a beefy raise, and next time you see her have a hard 10 on your arm. Every time a PGPer can flex on their exes, an angel gets its wings.
Trekking to the bars on your own takes balls, but can be awesome. You literally have no one to blame other than yourself if you don’t have a good time out on your own, and your only wingmen are your game and the (unless you’re Duda) the rubber in your pocket.
The strongest person (male or female) I know, and always the breadwinner in my home.. far more worthy of a month straight of appreciation rather than just 1 Sunday a year. Love ya, Ma. Thanks for everything.
Also please make your homemade ravioli when I come home this weekend.
Prob should find a girl interesting in procreating down the line, but I will keep this excuse in mind, as taking care of a human child sounds terrible rn.
Not sure if anyone else here liked the cartoon Rocket Power but I refuse to eat tripe after Twister and the Squid ate it and ralphed after hearing what it was.
Def need to try out the sauna life tho. Coconut water and pedialyte pops aren’t cutting it anymore
2 pumps of espresso today. Wearing cowboy boots to work on casual Friday and not giving a single fuck who chirps me for them. EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT
It’s my dad’s birthday. Grabbed a cold brew on the way in and gave him a call on my ride into the office. He was grateful, before telling me “Brandon Dubinsky is an asswipe” and “don’t fucking jinx me with a call before my pregame nap. You know I’m superstitious”.
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@PGP_Engineer your comment reminded me of the chorus to Get Low by Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz..
I guess ‘Crunk Ain’t Dead’ after all.
Some savage animals at my complex’s pool were taking pulls of fireball yesterday. They offered me one and it legitimately sent a shiver down my violently hungover spine.
This fucked me up. I’m sure I’m not the only one that related to this on a “holy shit this was me and _____” type of level.
Bunting is the only play in baseball where both sides applaud.
Screw that shit. Swing for the fences, baby.
Oh my god it finally happened.
Sup?
I’ve strived to be “looks like he works out but also parties” guy for my entire postgrad life. This is good news.
Coward.
In a time of political unrest in this great nation, we need more articles like this one to really appreciate what’s important.
We have the greatest, most badass military on the planet because of their undying commitment to defending our freedoms and American way of life….regardless of political affiliations and all of that other bullshit.
We support ya, bud. This rounds for you.
Hoping you smoke the job interview, get a beefy raise, and next time you see her have a hard 10 on your arm. Every time a PGPer can flex on their exes, an angel gets its wings.
Trekking to the bars on your own takes balls, but can be awesome. You literally have no one to blame other than yourself if you don’t have a good time out on your own, and your only wingmen are your game and the (unless you’re Duda) the rubber in your pocket.
“Nobody’s gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since ‘Nam”
Username checks out.
The strongest person (male or female) I know, and always the breadwinner in my home.. far more worthy of a month straight of appreciation rather than just 1 Sunday a year. Love ya, Ma. Thanks for everything.
Also please make your homemade ravioli when I come home this weekend.
Fellow bad swimmer guy here.
Prob should find a girl interesting in procreating down the line, but I will keep this excuse in mind, as taking care of a human child sounds terrible rn.
Not sure if anyone else here liked the cartoon Rocket Power but I refuse to eat tripe after Twister and the Squid ate it and ralphed after hearing what it was.
Def need to try out the sauna life tho. Coconut water and pedialyte pops aren’t cutting it anymore
Good luck, and thank you.
Hell yes, Ben from accounting. Let that chest lettuce breathe. I did not realize the accounting department was so chill
2 pumps of espresso today. Wearing cowboy boots to work on casual Friday and not giving a single fuck who chirps me for them. EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT
This fucked me up, fam.
It’s my dad’s birthday. Grabbed a cold brew on the way in and gave him a call on my ride into the office. He was grateful, before telling me “Brandon Dubinsky is an asswipe” and “don’t fucking jinx me with a call before my pregame nap. You know I’m superstitious”.
Happy birthday, Old Timer. Never change.