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Morning Coffee Thoughts 4/18

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

OH YEAH BABY, IT’S GO TIME. CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL IT DOWN IN YOUR PLUMS? I SURE AS SHIT CAN. IT’S TUESDAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS — CLOSING TIME. SET THOSE DEALS UP AND KNOCK ‘EM DOWN, FOLKS. GET YOUR ASS IN GRIND MODE AND SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE. HARNESS THE POWER OF POSITIVE VIBES AND LAY WASTE TO ALL WHO STAND IN YOUR PATH. YOU ARE AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF SUCCESS AND NOT A MAN OR WOMAN ALIVE CAN KEEP YOU FROM THE CHEDDAR. YOU’RE LIKE A STARVING MOUSE WHO HAS BEEN ROAMING A RESTAURANT FOR SCRAPS OF CHEESE AFTER HOURS, BUT SOME IDIOT FORGOT TO CLOSE THE REFRIGERATOR SO FEAST YOU MUST. FEAST LONG AND HARD. THE NAME OF THE GAME, MOVING THE MONEY FROM THE CLIENT’S POCKET TO YOUR POCKET.

TIME FOR YOU TO GO OUT INTO THE WORLD. EVERY NEW BEGINNING COMES FROM SOME OTHER BEGINNING’S END.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Any special deals you plan on closing? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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