Girlfriend just thanked the waiter at a taco bar by saying “Graci-YASS.” PGP.

The hand bra picture in the “Temps” ad making me really self-conscious about reading this site at the office. PGP.

I used to have the best memory. Now, I tell the same story 5 times and can’t remember what I ate for breakfast. PGP.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time. PGPowerMove.

When PGP goes down, I don’t know what to do at work. PGP.

Judge Smails aspirations, Danny Noonan realities. PGP

People think I’m growing a beard, I’m just too lazy to go buy razors.

Computer died today. Got replaced with a Mac with a huge screen. Now the whole office can see what I’m working on at all times. PGP

Refreshing for new articles. PGP.