DC Captain

Member Since 02/06/2015

Here’s The New Way Hipsters Are Proposing To Their Basic Girlfriends

Girlfriend just thanked the waiter at a taco bar by saying “Graci-YASS.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The hand bra picture in the “Temps” ad making me really self-conscious about reading this site at the office. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I used to have the best memory. Now, I tell the same story 5 times and can’t remember what I ate for breakfast. PGP.

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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time. PGPowerMove.

Post Grad Problems

When PGP goes down, I don’t know what to do at work. PGP.

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Judge Smails aspirations, Danny Noonan realities. PGP

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People think I’m growing a beard, I’m just too lazy to go buy razors.

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Computer died today. Got replaced with a Mac with a huge screen. Now the whole office can see what I’m working on at all times. PGP

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Refreshing for new articles. PGP.

Post Grad Problems