Moving your booze from the top of the fridge to an expensive cart so it instantly becomes decorative.

Every time I hear the receptionist say “one moment, I’ll transfer you” I have a panic attack that my phone might be the one that’s about to ring.

Having very strong opinions on dive bars. PGP.

Accidentally sent my boss a Ric Flair gif. I haven’t heard anything back… PGP.

Was told the lobbyist I was meeting today had a penchant for non-PC jokes. Apparently, I went too far. PGP.

Showing an aggressive amount of chest hair for a Monday. PGPowerMove.

Moving from having a pump up mix for before lacrosse games to having one before meetings. PGP.

Not being a father, but loving most of the items on the Father’s Day gift lists in my emails. PGP.

Derby Weekend TGDAG. I haven’t been this excited coming into work everyday since I started this job. PGP.

My boss’s opening line in my preformance review was, “Do you even like this job?” Crap. PGP.