Can’t tell from supervisor’s email whether I’m about to get fired or a promotion. PGP.

When someone laughs at you for going inside to get the receipt at a gas station but that’s the only way you can get reimbursed. PGP.

Went on a job interview today. Discovered midway through it was a pyramid scheme. PGP.

“I know you’re taking vacation today, but we need you to call in for this meeting?” PGP.

Feeling like a new man after your morning BM. PGP.

Having dreams about neighborhood relations. PGP.

“The fundraising SOP meeting has been moved to Monday due to Dan’s strep throat so we don’t need to touch base twice.” PGP.

Can’t decide if I’m happy that my boss can’t make it in today or jealous that he has enough PTO to burn a whole day on bad traffic. PGP.

Single occupancy bathrooms being the height of luxury in your office building. PGP.

Needing Mondays off because Sunday isn’t enough time to decompress from the weekend. PGP.