DC Captain

Member Since 02/06/2015

Can’t tell from supervisor’s email whether I’m about to get fired or a promotion. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

When someone laughs at you for going inside to get the receipt at a gas station but that’s the only way you can get reimbursed. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Went on a job interview today. Discovered midway through it was a pyramid scheme. PGP.

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“I know you’re taking vacation today, but we need you to call in for this meeting?” PGP.

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Feeling like a new man after your morning BM. PGP.

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Having dreams about neighborhood relations. PGP.

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“The fundraising SOP meeting has been moved to Monday due to Dan’s strep throat so we don’t need to touch base twice.” PGP.

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Can’t decide if I’m happy that my boss can’t make it in today or jealous that he has enough PTO to burn a whole day on bad traffic. PGP.

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Single occupancy bathrooms being the height of luxury in your office building. PGP.

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Needing Mondays off because Sunday isn’t enough time to decompress from the weekend. PGP.

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