The “plan” initially was to propose at a renaissance fair. My wife had to go get some stuff from her moms so I proposed downtown Chicago at the bean. It was awesome.
I crashed a wedding last night. Got a free vodka and cranberry juice, impressed some ladies with some dance moves, and this b*tch whom I was mutual friends with the bride gave me the stink eye a few times. Good times. Now I’m at work for a few hours before meeting a friend for lunch, going shopping, and Sunday is my wife’s birthday.
The epiphany I had when dating was that I was dating women the same age and younger and generally finding women that were without goals and drive in life. When I started dating women older, the 3rd woman I went out with became my wife. Been married almost a year.
When we were dating, about a week or two into the relationship, my wife kind of sprung the girlfriend thing on me. She was talking to one of her coworkers and she mentioned “her boyfriend”…
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I’m sorry for your tastebuds.
I tried riding my bike to work. It was fun the first few times. Riding home in 90 degree heat, not so much. I’d rather drive, now.
Detroiters say Up North. Source=Chicagoan knowing lots of Detroiters.
Amen. Football has been dead to me for a year or so now.
Goddamnit Will, you had me for a second.
Capped off my weekend with some depression and now I’ve blown a tire on my way to work. Got it fixed now I’m out $80 for a new tire. PGP.
I had some random person in Millennium Park take photos and he managed to take video the minute he figured out what I was doing.
I still wonder if you keep an over/under bet on how many of these nutbags divorce.
The “plan” initially was to propose at a renaissance fair. My wife had to go get some stuff from her moms so I proposed downtown Chicago at the bean. It was awesome.
One day I was (this) close to doing it…and then I realized we were out of condoms.
I crashed a wedding last night. Got a free vodka and cranberry juice, impressed some ladies with some dance moves, and this b*tch whom I was mutual friends with the bride gave me the stink eye a few times. Good times. Now I’m at work for a few hours before meeting a friend for lunch, going shopping, and Sunday is my wife’s birthday.
You missed the (Dodge) Ram.
I’ve got a teal green Mercury Tracer. What does that say about me?
Friday’s.
The epiphany I had when dating was that I was dating women the same age and younger and generally finding women that were without goals and drive in life. When I started dating women older, the 3rd woman I went out with became my wife. Been married almost a year.
Forget the laundry, I just want to know where you can get the sweet headphones.
And boom goes the dynamite!
Moving…yay
Phil Collins>Steve Winwood.
When we were dating, about a week or two into the relationship, my wife kind of sprung the girlfriend thing on me. She was talking to one of her coworkers and she mentioned “her boyfriend”…
…and the rest is history.