Who is Meek Mill?

Guy in the office just walked in and said whos ready for Monday FUNday. I died inside PGP

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.

Got caught Tindering during a meeting. I then had to explain to several of my managers what Tinder was. I can’t tell if they are disgusted or sorry for me. PGP.

My friends are all getting engaged. I’m still puking on street corners. PGP.

I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.

My roommates walked in on me masturbating this morning. I live with my parents. PGP.

Ignoring the heart palpitations from your morning coffee. PGP.