Making the wardrobe transformation from “business professional” to “homeless person” as soon as you get home. PGP.

Watching all these Ice Bucket Challenges make me glad I don’t have that many friends anymore. PGP.

Having more sex in one day than you did in the past year. PGP.

Keeping your diploma over your liquor shelf to remind yourself that you can still accomplish things when you spend most of your time drunk. PGP.

College drama doesn’t have shit on office politics. PGP.

Realizing that by “stay in school” they meant “don’t ever leave.” PGP.

Too young to fit in with the coworkers, too old for the interns. PGP.

Has he gotten more attractive? Or have I just lowered my standards? PGP.

Asking for more responsibility and more money. Getting more responsibility. PGP.

Finally getting the automated rejection email for a job you applied for 18 months ago. PGP.