I have (coincidentally) always made a really big move within 6 months of every breakup. It was always for school, job, family, etc. But can’t recommend this strategy enough.
You missed one of the best excuses, but understandable since you’ll never be able to use it: lady troubles. It works great on female bosses because they know your pain and want to sometimes use this excuse too. And it works even better on male bosses because they get so uncomfortable they don’t ask questions. Small consolation for getting paid less than the boys.
Cookies and Cream should be dead last. Or at least the original recipe should be.
However, I know Halo Top just re-released it and changed up the formula. I’m still too scared to buy it though for fear I may get an old batch that has been on the shelves for a while.
Mine dropped out of college and then eventually got booted from the military. His mom tracked me down to make sure that I knew both of those things were my fault… even though we broke up months, and then years, before either of those events took place. Honestly, I think she may have died and became reincarnated as Bryan’s mom from The Bachelorette. #mommyproblems
What about confronting her first? You’ll be able to tell right away if she’s lying. You’ll probably have to tell your buddy you asked her, but you’ll have more ammo to go in with. Plus, if she admits it, you give her the opportunity to come clean herself to him.
Props for making it super clear on the invite that their plus one isn’t included. It sucks as the guest when it’s not clear and you have to ask the uncomfortable question.
In my experience, once the name calling and low blows start, they do not stop. When you’re in an angry state, you’re not thinking clearly and your instinct is to hurt the other person — and it sounds like he’s angry a lot. He’s figured out how to hurt you and he’s not going to unlearn that. Get out ASAP.
Not only did your boyfriend fake propose to you, he did it during the 2-week period that your IUD was thought to be missing?! As a fellow “I think I’m pregnant paranoid lady” who also has a scare or two under her belt, this is even more evil than I realized when I first read about your Ring Pop. It may be an unpopular opinion, but he needs this scare. Don’t keep it up for more than a day, but go for it and get it on camera somehow.
I don’t have a summer sausage either, but I think I can answer Q2 for most guys with a resounding, “Wait we’re supposed to think about that?”
Gentlemen: Be the minority. Clean it up and we’ll spread the good word to our lady friends.
If you shave your head into a mullet six weeks before the wedding, you will be the one to die (by the hand of your bride-to-be). That said, do it anyway for the ‘gram.
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Life is too short for selfish lovers.
I have (coincidentally) always made a really big move within 6 months of every breakup. It was always for school, job, family, etc. But can’t recommend this strategy enough.
Fastest way to find out if someone is a masochistic psychopath: Ask if they’re friends with their exes.
You missed one of the best excuses, but understandable since you’ll never be able to use it: lady troubles. It works great on female bosses because they know your pain and want to sometimes use this excuse too. And it works even better on male bosses because they get so uncomfortable they don’t ask questions. Small consolation for getting paid less than the boys.
Cookies and Cream should be dead last. Or at least the original recipe should be.
However, I know Halo Top just re-released it and changed up the formula. I’m still too scared to buy it though for fear I may get an old batch that has been on the shelves for a while.
Hopefully you’re not so tired anymore?
Peter: I love you, but I’m not ready to propose tomorrow. I want to date you.
Rachel: You’re so confusing! What do you want?!
Mine dropped out of college and then eventually got booted from the military. His mom tracked me down to make sure that I knew both of those things were my fault… even though we broke up months, and then years, before either of those events took place. Honestly, I think she may have died and became reincarnated as Bryan’s mom from The Bachelorette. #mommyproblems
Damn. That is the maturity level I aspire to. Way to go.
What about confronting her first? You’ll be able to tell right away if she’s lying. You’ll probably have to tell your buddy you asked her, but you’ll have more ammo to go in with. Plus, if she admits it, you give her the opportunity to come clean herself to him.
Props for making it super clear on the invite that their plus one isn’t included. It sucks as the guest when it’s not clear and you have to ask the uncomfortable question.
In my experience, once the name calling and low blows start, they do not stop. When you’re in an angry state, you’re not thinking clearly and your instinct is to hurt the other person — and it sounds like he’s angry a lot. He’s figured out how to hurt you and he’s not going to unlearn that. Get out ASAP.
Not only did your boyfriend fake propose to you, he did it during the 2-week period that your IUD was thought to be missing?! As a fellow “I think I’m pregnant paranoid lady” who also has a scare or two under her belt, this is even more evil than I realized when I first read about your Ring Pop. It may be an unpopular opinion, but he needs this scare. Don’t keep it up for more than a day, but go for it and get it on camera somehow.
What did you think they were doing?
And you’re welcome for freshening up.
Also, thanks for clearing this up:
“But for plenty of ladies, oral is like, way, way, wayyyy better than good ole penetration.”
I don’t have a summer sausage either, but I think I can answer Q2 for most guys with a resounding, “Wait we’re supposed to think about that?”
Gentlemen: Be the minority. Clean it up and we’ll spread the good word to our lady friends.
I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.
100% using this next time
If you shave your head into a mullet six weeks before the wedding, you will be the one to die (by the hand of your bride-to-be). That said, do it anyway for the ‘gram.
They aren’t, but they should be.