I shit my pants at work today. PGP.

“Have you tried restarting it?” PGP.

Having to permanently change your bm schedule to accommodate for new daily morning meetings. PGP.

A coworker asked me, “What does ‘totes lit fam’ mean?” PGP.

Dial into teleconference. Press mute button after greetings. PGP.

I have no idea what I’m doing. PGP.