I’m a big fan of inviting my old fraternity brothers out when I know their wives are out of town. Last time resulted in a married upstanding member of society literally eating a cigarette.
I’m always down for hitting Cookies but, as I’m sure you’re aware, we can’t go there until we’re borderline blackout (and the author of this is cigarette-eating drunk). Maybe start at Deep Deuce or Bleu Garten and work our way up to Cooks?
A few years back at a fraternity conference in Vegas I found out that one of my bros had been telling people that he was the son of Aubrey McClendon (at that point one of the biggest names in the oil business) and that I was the son of the Governor of Oklahoma (which sounds awful, but I digress). Eventually he starts spewing this bullshit to a group of drunk Irish guys by the pool. They didn’t understand what a governor was so he described it to them as “the prince of Oklahoma.”
They proceeded to cover all our tabs and get us into VIP shit (at the Flamingo, so how VIP is it really?). Anything for the prince.
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I’m a big fan of inviting my old fraternity brothers out when I know their wives are out of town. Last time resulted in a married upstanding member of society literally eating a cigarette.
I’m always down for hitting Cookies but, as I’m sure you’re aware, we can’t go there until we’re borderline blackout (and the author of this is cigarette-eating drunk). Maybe start at Deep Deuce or Bleu Garten and work our way up to Cooks?
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A few years back at a fraternity conference in Vegas I found out that one of my bros had been telling people that he was the son of Aubrey McClendon (at that point one of the biggest names in the oil business) and that I was the son of the Governor of Oklahoma (which sounds awful, but I digress). Eventually he starts spewing this bullshit to a group of drunk Irish guys by the pool. They didn’t understand what a governor was so he described it to them as “the prince of Oklahoma.”
They proceeded to cover all our tabs and get us into VIP shit (at the Flamingo, so how VIP is it really?). Anything for the prince.
Those guys must have had one fantastic GoT and wine marathon.