Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Bachelorette Parties Things Todd does after graduation: Gets a job, Prays for death 36 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on I Love The Grocery Store The beer/wine aisles at HEB are a life saver, and the highlight of my trip. So many choices 16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on No, It's Not Time To Put The Video Games Away, Chief Mario kart, three good buddies, and a bottle of bourbon. That’s how you find out the true nature of your “friends” 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on My 27 Concerns About Asking A New Friend To Grab A Beer Men can only split a bottle a bottle of wine after the two year mark 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on Stop Being An Ass To Your Fellow Cubicle Warriors I think you pretty much explained why she’s been a temp for close to a year…she’s not worth the benefits 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on These Real Life Answers To What People Do After Work Are Hilariously Depressing Go home. Feed the dogs. Pray to god my lotto numbers are the lucky ones, so I can never return to the hell that is work -4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on Always running into the same guy in the bathroom. Only having one crapper. PGP. 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Meet The Parents Todds only way out now is sweet, sweet death 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on You Need To Get Over It Your high school gf dumped you four years ago, and you’re still emotionally crippled from it? Get over it. -7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on What Your Weeknight Drink Of Choice Says About You It means you had a rough day of hustling the streets, and there’s a good chance your pistol wasn’t purchased thru “conventional” means 109 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on Best friend's wedding this weekend is (supposed to be) completely dry. Does your friend hate you? 17 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on Employees Give Their Best Tips For Pooping At The Office The restroom where I work is the only room that picks up the free wifi from the medical office next door. It’s glorious 5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on 20 Thoughts That Go Through Your Head While Paying Your Student Loans ^This guy gets it 13 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on 20 Thoughts That Go Through Your Head While Paying Your Student Loans You could bang a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece or bang ten really fat chicks for 1000 bucks 27 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on The Anatomy Of Your Scramble Team Sucks when you’re group is former college baseball players that haven’t quite figured out the switch to a golf swing. Everything is crushed, down what would be the right field line. Myself included 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Get Bangs Todd, you poor miserable bastard. 11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on I Can’t Stop Spilling On Myself Thought I was alone on this one. I’ve gotten to where I keep a duplicate shirt in my car 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on Confessions Of A Mediocre Foodie Hard to beat a good chicken and vodka sauce pasta dish. -3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on Lies I'll Tell My Daughter That D-III school you’re looking for, it’s Mary Hardin-Baylor. Doesn’t get much more non-sexual than that lol 27 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Things Todd does after graduation: Gets a job, Prays for death
The beer/wine aisles at HEB are a life saver, and the highlight of my trip. So many choices
Mario kart, three good buddies, and a bottle of bourbon. That’s how you find out the true nature of your “friends”
Men can only split a bottle a bottle of wine after the two year mark
I think you pretty much explained why she’s been a temp for close to a year…she’s not worth the benefits
Go home. Feed the dogs. Pray to god my lotto numbers are the lucky ones, so I can never return to the hell that is work
Only having one crapper. PGP.
Todds only way out now is sweet, sweet death
Your high school gf dumped you four years ago, and you’re still emotionally crippled from it? Get over it.
It means you had a rough day of hustling the streets, and there’s a good chance your pistol wasn’t purchased thru “conventional” means
Does your friend hate you?
The restroom where I work is the only room that picks up the free wifi from the medical office next door. It’s glorious
^This guy gets it
You could bang a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece or bang ten really fat chicks for 1000 bucks
Sucks when you’re group is former college baseball players that haven’t quite figured out the switch to a golf swing. Everything is crushed, down what would be the right field line. Myself included
Todd, you poor miserable bastard.
Thought I was alone on this one. I’ve gotten to where I keep a duplicate shirt in my car
Hard to beat a good chicken and vodka sauce pasta dish.
That D-III school you’re looking for, it’s Mary Hardin-Baylor. Doesn’t get much more non-sexual than that lol
You seem like a solid catch for any guy.