Uninstalling an re-installing Tinder no longer gets around the likes limit.

Pulled an all-nighter, and by all-nighter I mean I couldn’t sleep due to anxiety. PGP.

Just came to the realization that I am now older than 99.9% of college athletes. PGP.

My boss sees white and gold, I see blue and black. This explains so much.

Legitimately sad that there probably won’t be another Llama chase today

My boss changed my start time from 7AM to 6AM. PGP.

Still can’t grow a beard. PGP

Accidentally left my iPhone on “Do Not Disturb” all day. No one noticed including me. PGP

Trojan taste. Durex budget. PGP.

Saw the sun this morning. That’s how I knew I was late for work. PGP