I didn’t know what #FHRITP was until today. Thanks, Jameis. PGP.

Not knowing what PGPM means. PGP.

People who put “(Name), MBA” in their email signatures like they’re a fucking doctor. PGP.

I don’t poop at home so I have something to do at the office. PGP.

We got new coffee. They have somehow found coffee that is even worse than our old stuff. PGP.

Waiting for PGP to post new columns on Monday morning. PGP.

“My bonus gets taxed too?” PGP.

Keeping your diploma over your liquor shelf to remind yourself that you can still accomplish things when you spend most of your time drunk. PGP.

We have a “Senior Analyst” who is 24. PGP.

Delayed joining PGP for as long as I could. You have me now. PGP.