Colleague with an email signature that starts with “cheers” and you both work in Midwest America. PGP.

Sent a picture of the girl I’ve been dating to my dad. He said “…Her? Well I’m glad we didn’t raise you to be shallow…” PGP.

Found out the summer interns are going to make the same hourly rate I do. I’ve been here for 2 years.

Antonio Cromartie having twins after getting a vasectomy. PGP.