19-Year-Old Cube: “Only had sex 5 times this week, something must be wrong.”
26-Year-Old Cube: “Only had sex 5 times this year, things are looking up.”
In a similar situation. Recently got a bonus, putting it towards a 7-day bender in Dublin later this year in a last-ditch effort to reclaim some essence of my youth.
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Isn’t the processed dog food that’s out there already supposed to be super healthy for them?
3rd sentence of the last paragraph.
So you’re saying you’re like, available?
Who let you back in the house?
A win’s a win.
Maybe he should go to dinner and drinks with her first and then reevaluate after. This could be the one time he gets tossed a hanging curve.
19-Year-Old Cube: “Only had sex 5 times this week, something must be wrong.”
26-Year-Old Cube: “Only had sex 5 times this year, things are looking up.”
I heard it’s a big baseball theme joint. Something about a “grand slam breakfast?”
So when Shibby and Madoff lose by one vote, we’ll know who to blame.
You guys talking about Shenanigans?
Clear your schedule and search “Gil Humplestead”
Yeah but at least I pull over if I hit someone.
Shenanigans will be had, sheleighleighs will be dipped.
I disagree. If you weren’t the party to initiate the banging, why should you be held responsible?
In a similar situation. Recently got a bonus, putting it towards a 7-day bender in Dublin later this year in a last-ditch effort to reclaim some essence of my youth.
I’m thinking Claire needs to make an appearance at John’s bachelor party, for all our sake.
I was really hoping it may have been Brian incognito.
Still a douche move.
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Did we go from douchey cars to WWII Russian soldiers?