Discovery Channel would get their hands on this, hype it as the “fight of the century,” for months, only for it to end as a cardboard polar bear vs an inflatable gorilla.
I’m actually more than OK with a public teacher having their debt forgiven after 10 years. If we’re not going to pay them enough to actually pay the loans off on their own, then what the fuck are we doing?
If you aren’t physically attracted to someone, why are you still with them? I understand being attracted to their personality, but at the end of the day, what’s actually separating that person from one of your friends?
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Discovery Channel would get their hands on this, hype it as the “fight of the century,” for months, only for it to end as a cardboard polar bear vs an inflatable gorilla.
Socialism in Canada is working.
I currently have bets on 3 of my friends’ marriages. Do I want to see them get divorced? No. Will I accept the winnings if they do? Hell yeah.
Found the Communist.
For someone hopping across the pond in a few months, is Naples worth a few days?
Then the company doesn’t pay severance. Smart.
“If we match, I probably won’t message you.”
Second.
I feel like we’ve discussed this issue.
Hippos shit with more cleanliness than that.
I’m actually more than OK with a public teacher having their debt forgiven after 10 years. If we’re not going to pay them enough to actually pay the loans off on their own, then what the fuck are we doing?
Yeah that’ll happen when you throw a party while your parents are out.
Your friends don’t give you blowjobs? One of us might be doing it wrong.
Should go Roman on them. Stick their heads on toothpicks outside your apartment as a reminder to other bugs what will happen if they stray inside.
If you aren’t physically attracted to someone, why are you still with them? I understand being attracted to their personality, but at the end of the day, what’s actually separating that person from one of your friends?
*During the first dance* “Hey honey, see that brunette in the purple dress? Nailed in a car freshman year.”
You don’t read good.
Goddammit, Naomi, we’re trying to have a serious moment.
“Hey, how was it?”
Oh my God, Deborah, fuck off!
Booze was always meant to be drank, never thrown.