The lake you’re going to get mosquitos and other insects, but I’ll spray some DEET on if that means I don’t have to worry about a getting my toe pinched off by a crab or my balls stung by a jellyfish. Or eaten.
This is why I need to become an Olympic speed walker. Sure, you’re not going to be hooking up with a gymnast or track athlete, but those swimmers need some loving too, right?
I’ve got a few friends in the Information Security business, biggest threat they told me is you don’t get any warnings or second chances. If you make a mistake, you get fired. Probably would explain all of the drinking.
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Modern-day Jekyll and Hyde.
Never get hurricanes at the lake…
I’m afraid that’s privileged information. How are the sharks, jellyfish and hurricanes treating you?
Go into the financial services industry. The market being closed on Good Friday means we’re closed on Good Friday.
To be fair, you’re probably thinking about cabins. A lake house is going to run you at least 500k.
We need to get you up to MN to see lake girls in bikinis.
Says the guy who doesn’t have a lake house.
No mention of the Savannah Bananas?
The lake you’re going to get mosquitos and other insects, but I’ll spray some DEET on if that means I don’t have to worry about a getting my toe pinched off by a crab or my balls stung by a jellyfish. Or eaten.
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Cure to the Sunday Scaries: There isn’t one.
This is why I need to become an Olympic speed walker. Sure, you’re not going to be hooking up with a gymnast or track athlete, but those swimmers need some loving too, right?
How does TurboTax not have a “You’re drunk, I’m shutting down” security measure?
Buying “full & thick” shampoo despite hair being neither thick or full.
So, my heart rate isn’t really 200bpm when I walk up the stairs?
I really don’t need a watch nagging me about my alcoholism.
Nuh-Uh
I don’t know how my bank would feel about me trying to deposit foreign currency.
I believe the car will still be required to pass that test as well as an FBI background check.
I’ve got a few friends in the Information Security business, biggest threat they told me is you don’t get any warnings or second chances. If you make a mistake, you get fired. Probably would explain all of the drinking.