The whole “stop eating meat” was probably the stupidest piece of advice here. If you advocate that, it means you’re not very familiar with nutritional value of certain meats, i.e. chicken. No other foods can equal the high protein-low fat ratio of lean meats.
But going out to dinner is on the guy, not you (assuming he asked for the date). If he’s going in without the notion that there is a chance there isn’t chemistry, that’s his fault, not yours.
This is going to sound harsh, but it’s for your own good; you and the ex are not getting back together. You need to let her go, you will be better off, and will have more material for your articles. The girls in Austin are thirsty, Johnny, let them have a sip.
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The whole “stop eating meat” was probably the stupidest piece of advice here. If you advocate that, it means you’re not very familiar with nutritional value of certain meats, i.e. chicken. No other foods can equal the high protein-low fat ratio of lean meats.
I think this is it. Todd officially has no recourse.
Emojis do have their time and place, just never in text messages with another person.
Plus size?
Being in decent shape pays dividends.
Being overweight, gross.
Pro tip: Don’t go on diets, just eat healthy on a regular basis.
Which sometimes end up being the same people…
Masterbasting at least 21 times a month has been linked to a decrease in prostate cancer. Not doing so is just irresponsible.
YouTube has been my playbook when it comes to trying to fix something.
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But going out to dinner is on the guy, not you (assuming he asked for the date). If he’s going in without the notion that there is a chance there isn’t chemistry, that’s his fault, not yours.
*before I can get my PBR.
Beer and pizza. Everybody likes pizza, and it’s an easy getaway if things go south.
This is going to sound harsh, but it’s for your own good; you and the ex are not getting back together. You need to let her go, you will be better off, and will have more material for your articles. The girls in Austin are thirsty, Johnny, let them have a sip.
Chad is the Donald Trump of the Bachelorette. We love to laugh at him, but something tells me he may get the last laugh…
“Clam jam.” Thanks for putting that image in my head.
Thanks a lot, Obama
Stop using tanning booths. Skin cancer isn’t fun.
What are you doing up at 3:30AM?