At a rest stop in south Florida, the only cleansing agent provided was a grimy bar of soap. In that situation, I would have killed to be able to use the pink stuff instead.
Power Ranking the Best Christmas Smells is an article I absolutely need to read right this second. Here’s hoping the smell of snow (subtle, but meaningful) gets at least an honorable mention.
Football game pickup guy: the only reason you would have been obligated to pick them up, is if their car broke down. As it stands, if you had rescued them, it wouldn’t actually have been helping them–because some lessons need to be learned the hard way. Don’t lose anymore sleep over this.
After reading this article, I am officially forced to recognize the fact that “Gen Z first job kid[s]” younger than me are providing me services in this economy.
Don’t consume any food at all for the first 24 hours. Eating necessitates squirting the holes with the water pump to remove pieces of food, and you don’t want to fuck with that until the holes have at least started to heal.
Last flight I was on, the passenger across the aisle whipped out a bottle of hand sanitizer and absolutely dumped it all over her tray table at the beginning of the flight. At that level of clean-up, it’s hard to say whether hand sanitizer does more harm than good.
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(Gasp) Not the whole “Joey Special”!
Senator Bill Nelson??
How long must a thank-you card be displayed: “The rule is a minimum of 2 days.”
Seriously, I started craving pulled pork as soon as I read her header.
Counterpoint: the presence of either KFC or Taco Bell at a highway rest stop automatically makes that rest stop LESS depressing.
This was intended as a reply to dollarpitchers
Operative words “probably not”
I literally ate a Wendy’s burger while reading this article.
Agreed.
At a rest stop in south Florida, the only cleansing agent provided was a grimy bar of soap. In that situation, I would have killed to be able to use the pink stuff instead.
Power Ranking the Best Christmas Smells is an article I absolutely need to read right this second. Here’s hoping the smell of snow (subtle, but meaningful) gets at least an honorable mention.
Football game pickup guy: the only reason you would have been obligated to pick them up, is if their car broke down. As it stands, if you had rescued them, it wouldn’t actually have been helping them–because some lessons need to be learned the hard way. Don’t lose anymore sleep over this.
Being a Gallant as a child turned out to not pay off…
PGPM.
This comment jump-started my appetite for Italian food.
After reading this article, I am officially forced to recognize the fact that “Gen Z first job kid[s]” younger than me are providing me services in this economy.
New Orleans guy, good luck with Tropical Storm/Hurricane Gordon tonight and tomorrow. Great way for nature to welcome you to your new city!
Don’t consume any food at all for the first 24 hours. Eating necessitates squirting the holes with the water pump to remove pieces of food, and you don’t want to fuck with that until the holes have at least started to heal.
Last flight I was on, the passenger across the aisle whipped out a bottle of hand sanitizer and absolutely dumped it all over her tray table at the beginning of the flight. At that level of clean-up, it’s hard to say whether hand sanitizer does more harm than good.
It seems the characters’ name selections are drawn from aggravating real-life dining experiences.