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So many jokes. So little time.
Who am I? What values to do I hold dear? Who shares these values? What direction is my life heading? Who is heading in that direction?
The person who knows who they are, what values they hold dear and what direction they are heading, should be befriended.
Damn it, man it’s this 8-5 nonsense. I’m just all sorts of confused.
It’s really hard not to set this stack of spreadsheets on fire with all of this pessimism. Don’t worry kids. Be happy.
Don’t major in something stupid. People went from useful (hard) degrees to their passions (Easy / moronic) degrees.
well that escalated quickly.
#18. In Texas. That’s how we close deals.
I LIVE for the solo elevator ride.
coitus?
#Classy
Live and let live. Took a lot of bravery to write this piece though. That much i will give you credit for.
Blatant offensiveness is only funny to simpletons. Sarcasm and satire goes over more smoothly. We’ll give it another go round next time sport.
I wish I could be a Jew… But alas, my melanin count is too high.
I’d like to court you Emma. Check yes or no.
So many analogies. So little time.
It was PGP or Tinder. Tinder lost.
The buildup was worth it. Well played.
Sweet sweet vindication.
Got dang it Knox you’ve done it again. Someone put this man on the payroll.
I had Moe’s once on a business trip to Atlanta. It was decent. Chipotle’s alcohol availability makes it worth it.
A small part of me once to try this but my income is as much disappointment as I can handle for a while.