CorporateClimber

California guy coming to you live from the Mile High City. I enjoy weekend day drinking, handing out my business cards, and ordering pizza while hungover. I do not enjoy "working through lunch", folding laundry, or small domesticated animals that evolution should have stamped out long ago. Chipotle will be catered at my wedding. Feel free to call me out on Twitter. Division II grad.

Member Since 10/08/2014

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This week used to be fall break. PGP.

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I have $23 in my checking account to last until payday. PGP.

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Considering a job with less pay but a much cooler title. PGP.

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Rewarding yourself for not drinking Monday and Tuesday by getting hammered before 6pm on a Wednesday. PGP.

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Mom still thinks I drink too much. PGP.

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Month-to-month leases. PGP.

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The urge to fiercely urinate woke me up 15 minutes before my alarm. PGP.

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Gas station breakfast burrito and Pepsi for breakfast. PGP.

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