CorporateClimber

California guy coming to you live from the Mile High City. I enjoy weekend day drinking, handing out my business cards, and ordering pizza while hungover. I do not enjoy "working through lunch", folding laundry, or small domesticated animals that evolution should have stamped out long ago. Chipotle will be catered at my wedding. Feel free to call me out on Twitter. Division II grad.

Member Since 10/08/2014

Blowing your nose with paper towels. PGP.

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Listening to coworkers rephrase SportsCenter sound bites as their own opinions. PGP.

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No one is going out this weekend because of the snow. PGP.

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Showed up early enough to be on time, but late enough to miss out on free bagels. PGP.

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Forgot my headphones today. PGP.

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Is it seriously only Tuesday? PGP.

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“Thank you for submitting your application to this position. Please do not respond to this email, as this account is not monitored.” PGP.

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I would happily stay until 7 p.m. if I was allowed to come in at 10 a.m. PGP.

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