CorporateClimber

California guy coming to you live from the Mile High City. I enjoy weekend day drinking, handing out my business cards, and ordering pizza while hungover. I do not enjoy "working through lunch", folding laundry, or small domesticated animals that evolution should have stamped out long ago. Chipotle will be catered at my wedding. Feel free to call me out on Twitter. Division II grad.

Member Since 10/08/2014

I’m still not sure if I have to work Friday or not. PGP.

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Looking for a friend with benefits. Vision is preferred, but dental is mandatory. PGP.

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My boss didn’t take me seriously when I suggested mailing coasters to bars with our company logo on them. I work in advertising. PGP.

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All I’ve been able to do today is sit in my chair and slump forward with my arms crossed. That hungover. PGP.

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Should I even pretend to try today? PGP.

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Thinking about getting married. PGP.

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