CorporateClimber

California guy coming to you live from the Mile High City. I enjoy weekend day drinking, handing out my business cards, and ordering pizza while hungover. I do not enjoy "working through lunch", folding laundry, or small domesticated animals that evolution should have stamped out long ago. Chipotle will be catered at my wedding. Feel free to call me out on Twitter. Division II grad.

Member Since 10/08/2014

Needing your tax refund to come as soon as possible. PGP.

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My only LinkedIn profile views from the past month are from my mother and a Catholic Deacon from Maine. PGP.

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Spent over five hours of company time playing Oregon Trail, making up for all the elementary school sessions that my teachers cut short. PGP.

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I haven’t gotten a work email in two weeks. PGP.

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Just found out that I’m not getting paid for last week’s vacation. PGP.

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The longest commitment I’ve kept this year has been my lease. PGP.

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The per diem I was given for gas money ended up being 30 dollars short. PGP.

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