CorporateClimber

California guy coming to you live from the Mile High City. I enjoy weekend day drinking, handing out my business cards, and ordering pizza while hungover. I do not enjoy "working through lunch", folding laundry, or small domesticated animals that evolution should have stamped out long ago. Chipotle will be catered at my wedding. Feel free to call me out on Twitter. Division II grad.

Member Since 10/08/2014

A coworker I haven’t even met just introduced himself to me and asked that I not park in his spot. PGP.

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Second day in a row that a coworker has brought his children into the office. One of them is crying. Crying while I’m trying to work. PGP.

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I thought about law school until I googled how much it costs. PGP.

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“Can you make it here by 7? PGP.

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Every single upset that I picked didn’t happened. PGP.

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“Let me find out and call you right back” PGP.

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Wishing you could pull a Jake Locker and retire at 26. PGP.

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My college jeans don’t fit anymore. PGP.

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I’m having a beer at lunch as a memorial to Spring Break, and better days. PGP.

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