*What I hate about servers* their stupid fucking condescending tone 24/7. They’re always the first to say how smart they are yet here you are bringing me my steak. Don’t even get me started on the entitlement of tipping. Maybe if you were so smart you wouldn’t be in a job where your compensation is an option. I literally don’t care if you gas tank isn’t filled. As a financial advisor, sometimes clients take action where I don’t get paid, that doesn’t mean I go an act like a waiter.
God they’re so miserable.
“Hi, I’m Johnny, at first glance you may think I’m a basic millennial, but dive deeper and you’ll find I’m really an unemployable ass that conned grandex into giving me a full time job.” – Duda’s self conscience
It always starts out innocent like this.
First off, there’s a reason Marilyn invited him to yoga, and its not benevolent. Major trust issues coming from Marilyn, esp if that was her thing to begin with… Moved her for a job, yeah maybe, but only after Marilyn caught him messing around and after couple’s counseling they mutually decided a fresh city with a fresh start would be good.
Marilyn may be a hot lady (relative to her age) that’s what buys him more one on one contact with you. He knows you’re hedging the fact that you think he’s happily married and would never stray from wife. Before you know it, one sushi date turns into a regular Thursday appetizer to the weekend.
Next thing you know you’re on round 4 (glass or bottle, you pick) of your favorite Sauv Blanc and he’s gotten handsy in the corner booth that is somehow strategically placed at the darkest part of your favorite sushi joint.
I don’t think it helps that his son is now attending university and Dad is reminiscing about his own university days (coincidence on ages??)
Maybe I’m just trying to look busy and pass time at work, but one thing I know for a fact: Men, women, post workout endorphins and lululemon almost always leads to sex.
I don’t know why this article is catching so much heat? it was insight and well thought out.. It may not be everyone’s cup of tea but its far from objectively bad..
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Classic Ruxin
Great attention to detail and accuracy re: the conflict in syria.
That’s how you learn to hustle and grind. *insert high five emoji*
*What I hate about servers* their stupid fucking condescending tone 24/7. They’re always the first to say how smart they are yet here you are bringing me my steak. Don’t even get me started on the entitlement of tipping. Maybe if you were so smart you wouldn’t be in a job where your compensation is an option. I literally don’t care if you gas tank isn’t filled. As a financial advisor, sometimes clients take action where I don’t get paid, that doesn’t mean I go an act like a waiter.
God they’re so miserable.
this lady has never had the stress of making payroll for 3 people.
Glad to see you haven’t let being dealt a less than favorable hand hold you back (being serious). Good job my friend!
“Hi, I’m Johnny, at first glance you may think I’m a basic millennial, but dive deeper and you’ll find I’m really an unemployable ass that conned grandex into giving me a full time job.” – Duda’s self conscience
damn conquistadors. This is something I could see el cunado involved in.
I’ve finally encountered someone more bitter than Austin Johnny D
Who invited this ATL guy anyways?
lol. “Hold on honey, we can’t toast yet, I have to reset the timer.” good luck with that.
super cool! *eye-roll emoji*
It always starts out innocent like this.
First off, there’s a reason Marilyn invited him to yoga, and its not benevolent. Major trust issues coming from Marilyn, esp if that was her thing to begin with… Moved her for a job, yeah maybe, but only after Marilyn caught him messing around and after couple’s counseling they mutually decided a fresh city with a fresh start would be good.
Marilyn may be a hot lady (relative to her age) that’s what buys him more one on one contact with you. He knows you’re hedging the fact that you think he’s happily married and would never stray from wife. Before you know it, one sushi date turns into a regular Thursday appetizer to the weekend.
Next thing you know you’re on round 4 (glass or bottle, you pick) of your favorite Sauv Blanc and he’s gotten handsy in the corner booth that is somehow strategically placed at the darkest part of your favorite sushi joint.
I don’t think it helps that his son is now attending university and Dad is reminiscing about his own university days (coincidence on ages??)
Maybe I’m just trying to look busy and pass time at work, but one thing I know for a fact: Men, women, post workout endorphins and lululemon almost always leads to sex.
need a pic to believe it..
Bosa’s pervy mustache combo is the definition of the uncle that diddled someone. very ohio-esque.
Not to get technical or anything, but she sounds more like an escort..
I don’t know why this article is catching so much heat? it was insight and well thought out.. It may not be everyone’s cup of tea but its far from objectively bad..
Proper hashtag, Ruxin
even though I’m not a fan of the movie… Sup??
And it’s not even like this guy is some sort of sex god.. you know he’s just laying there borderline blacked out in his lame white socks.