Name change, two of my friends got creative when they got married and made a new last name from both their surnames, ie. Smith + Stone = Smithstone. Throw last name mashup on the table as an option. Same level of commitment, same level of sacrifice, new identity for a new family.
1 private investigator = underachieving cousin who realized how much better his life would be if he bailed on his stuck-up family, but was too poor to pass up the chance for a full meal at the wedding.
Preach. I loved playing music, then dropped out of music school to become a desk jockey. Now I work from home and hate my job, but beers on the patio and filling out bullshit paperwork go hand in hand. Definitely living the dream.
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Very hype for Will to flex his wedding dress knowledge next week.
Worse: waking up an hour before your alarm is supposed to go off with the same dilemma.
Name change, two of my friends got creative when they got married and made a new last name from both their surnames, ie. Smith + Stone = Smithstone. Throw last name mashup on the table as an option. Same level of commitment, same level of sacrifice, new identity for a new family.
Todd definitely doesn’t deserve this scenario.
This would be the start of an amazing 30 for 30…
*can’t
*handle
*don’t
*deserve
*that’s
*I
Maybe someone should start commenting on their smartphone.
Sticking with the food theme, gotta check out Samurai Gourmet… it’s as if Japanese Cinemax and Food Network made a food porn collab
Salmon for two… for one. PGP.
“… everyone needs to Venmo me $86.50 for them. If anyone needs any assistance covering it, I can totally help*”
*The Bank of Todd is open for business, because Momma’s funemployment ain’t cheap
Rent? The Law Hawk probably has had that bad boy since his his undergrad days at A&M.
This bot is promising more money than I can make with my journalism degree. PGP
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Kinda sad there is no White Dolphin in Little Rock tbh…
1 private investigator = underachieving cousin who realized how much better his life would be if he bailed on his stuck-up family, but was too poor to pass up the chance for a full meal at the wedding.
Preach. I loved playing music, then dropped out of music school to become a desk jockey. Now I work from home and hate my job, but beers on the patio and filling out bullshit paperwork go hand in hand. Definitely living the dream.