I’d also extend that nutritional saint paragraph to include breakfast, everyday. A healthy breakfast on the weekends gets your day off on the right foot, and hopefully makes you think twice about the Whataburger run later because you don’t want to ruin your streak of clean eating.
The gym douche is also a connoisseur of low carb lunch recipes, terrible hashtags, and ways to make shitty protein palatable. Reference: I work out at a Gold’s, and it’s awful.
So obviously Todd is trying to find the escape hatch from our main character. Shoot straight with us, Will – Is he getting the spinoff he deserves? That we all deserve?
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This needs more up votes. Its a conspiracy.
Dammit DeFries, these cliffhangers are killing me. JUST TELL US WHO TODD’S SIDE CHICK IS.
“Chronicles of Crabcakes…” Started out strong but went of the rails with “and rompers: Fluent in Sass.”
^Gets it.
This article was pretty sweet, Caroline.
Fuck those NYC kids. Sincerely, everyone.
For your information, Clay did not get a raise. He’s just missing summer already, and an overpriced marg is an appropriate send off to the season.
Didn’t reference nonfat vanilla lattes, I’m in the clear.
“I went way too hard at happy hour and got canned this time for banging the secretary”
I had no idea wtf she meant by PNW until your comment.
“Spend your tracking” alerts, huh?
I’d also extend that nutritional saint paragraph to include breakfast, everyday. A healthy breakfast on the weekends gets your day off on the right foot, and hopefully makes you think twice about the Whataburger run later because you don’t want to ruin your streak of clean eating.
I still do squats, lunges, and box jumps, but you can’t pay me enough to do deadlift. One ruptured disc in my back is enough for one lifetime.
Came here to say the same.
THIS. Holy crap.
My thoughts exactly. The fuck is this kids problem?
So you’re saying there’s a chance!
The gym douche is also a connoisseur of low carb lunch recipes, terrible hashtags, and ways to make shitty protein palatable. Reference: I work out at a Gold’s, and it’s awful.
So obviously Todd is trying to find the escape hatch from our main character. Shoot straight with us, Will – Is he getting the spinoff he deserves? That we all deserve?
Don’t you hate on cheap beers, either.
Let’s turn our attention to the real enemy: people who drink tequila on weeknights. The fuck is wrong with you people?