Wanting to slap the shit out of your friend when he pulls out the, “have your people call my people” joke. PGP.

Free HBO and Cinemax weekends are a big deal in my house. PGP.

Talking shit to the foursome behind you at the work conference scramble. PGP.

Fighting the urge to respond, “Yeah, no shit” when your superior ends a conversation with “This is serious.” PGP.

The “I’m not trying to bash teachers…” preface before laying into them for complaining about pay when they get two months and all major holidays off. PGP.

I’ve got a little change in my pocket…and honestly that’s all I have. PGP.

Realizing, at the urinal, that your boxers on are on backwards. PGP.

“Is there a restaurant there that has been featured on Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives?” is now a question I ask before taking a trip. PGP.

Being genuinely upset the Weather Channel is not on DirecTV anymore. PGP.

Somehow accomplishing a pit stain while sitting at your desk. PGP.