Mowing the yard for exercise. PGP.

My wife gave me the “yeah right” laugh after I told her I want a PS4 for Christmas. PGP.

“You know you’re going bald, right?” PGP.

“So, when are you two love birds going to have kids?” PGP.

“I know it sounds like a pyramid scheme, but…” PGP.

Making people wait on hold for an extra 10 seconds is literally the only “power move” I have the power to make. PGP.

Letting your dog poop in the neighbor’s yard to send a message that it’s time for him to mow it. PGP.

Not knowing the newest drug slang. PGP.

Opting, without hesitation, for overdraft protection. PGP.