Pretty sure I will still know every word to “Men in Black” when I’m 70. PGP.

I just got a way too excited about downloading the Kroger app. PGP.

Fruit is fucking expensive. PGP.

My mom sent me vitamins. PGP.

I didn’t know what #FHRITP was until today. Thanks, Jameis. PGP.

The lady next to me has been talking about her gout for 20 minutes. PGP.

I just spent four minutes watching a Bel Biv DeVoe music video. PGP.

I bet Jake from State Farm makes more than I do. PGP.

Sway is literally the only person on the MTV that I know. PGP.

I should probably start watching the news or something. PGP.