I just read “21 True Facts About Drew Carey That Will Blow Your Mind”.

My best friend just bought a house. I just bought a Cheesy Gordita Crunch with change. PGP.

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

Starting to find the humor in your dad’s jokes. PGP.

The “I’m not trying to bash teachers…” preface before laying into them for complaining about pay when they get two months and all major holidays off. PGP.