I thought the VMAs were inappropriate. PGP.

That section of your closet designated to the clothes you hope to fit back into one day. PGP.

When poor grammar in an email really pisses you off. PGP.

Being the age where a mustache is socially acceptable. PGP.

Messaging the person at the desk next to you because it’s easier than having to actually talk to them. PGP.

When your friends offend the secretary with offensive language when they call you at work. PGP.

Envying Dufner because he still gets to dip at work. PGP.

Falling asleep in the dental chair while waiting for the hygienist…with no gas involved. PGP.

People who type in ALL CAPS. PGP.

Knowing how many days you have to go without dipping or smoking to get a lower life insurance premium. PGP.