Charlie

Using sarcasm as a defense mechanism since 1993. At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Get at me at charliepgp@gmail.com or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

Some Questions I Have For The Next Time Someone Slides Into My DMs

I Got Cock Blocked By A Marine And I’m Not Even Mad About It

Everything I’ve Done This Week To Deter Me From Success: Week Of February 23

My Drunken Evening With A Girl I Met On This Website, Part III

My Drunken Evening With A Girl I Met On This Website, Part II

My Drunken Evening With A Girl I Met On This Website, Part I

Everything I’ve Done This Week To Deter Me From Success: Week of February 16

I Got Fucked Up On Cold Brew And I’ll Never Go Back

Some Thoughts I Have After Leaving The Office At 1 a.m.

How Long Should I Keep Texting This Girl?