Serious question for the women on these apps: how on earth are we supposed to come up with a non cliched ice breaker when your bio reads “I like drinking wine, watching Netflix, and travelling”?!?!
I’m pretty sure at this point there’s people who have developed stepsister fetishes ONLY because of how many vids of that shit there are. It’s EVERYWHERE
I’m actually on a weight loss mission for this year. December I hit my heaviest of 252. Said fuck that and eased into a diet. here are somethings I’ve discovered are life savers.
Sugar free Jell-O snacks, both pudding and gelatin. My biggest problem is my sweet tooth. These are cheap, low-cal, and kill the craving enough to get through a night.
Fresh turkey burgers. I’m still a big guy and eat a decent amount. Discovered that a 1/2 pound lean turkey burger (with bun and cheese) comes in at about 500 Calories.
Soylent. Perhaps the holy grail. I bought the bottled version and it is now my daily lunch, along with a banana and a pudding snack. The main thing I got out of this was portion control. A bottle will fill you up. May take a week to get used to but once you do, it really is wonderful.
The best tool I have is MyFitnessPal. I use it mainly to come up with solid meals under 500 calories. Its nice to be able to scan things into a recipe and see how it all adds up.
And for what its worth, as of last friday I’m at 234, 18 lbs down from January 1st.
Call me crazy, but I enjoy going out way more now a days than I ever did in college or those first couple of years right after. Every single time there was this expectation that it had to be the night of our lives. Someone always got too drunk, someone always vanished, and the rest of us were left with a disappointing night. Now, we all know to just roll with the night, we know how to handle ourselves, and most importantly, we’re not trying to reenact The Hangover. If it happens, so be it.
You think your outfit works for you because it gets attention, but any girl that isn’t drunk out of her mid will clearly realize that the whole purpose of the outfit is that, attention. Needless to say that just like button down and jean guys are a dime a dozen, so are “edgy outfit for attention guys”.
Although I can see where you’re coming from, no one is asking cheap wine companies to cut back on the basic-ass wine names. I don’t consider myself a craft beer elitist or even aficionado, but I do enjoy going to breweries because the best ones are usually run by people who are passionate about the beer, so in my opinion, let them name their beers as they please.
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Might explain the second part of your username
“I’m afraid if I stop drinking the collective hangover will literally kill me”
-Sterling Malory Archer
Thursday afternoon checking in. Definitely the office fuck up
THANK YOU. All Girl Scout cookies are great, specially when on the devil’s grass. But Samoas are a way of life.
You work for bumble, don’t you
Serious question for the women on these apps: how on earth are we supposed to come up with a non cliched ice breaker when your bio reads “I like drinking wine, watching Netflix, and travelling”?!?!
You’ve got a hallmark movie in your hands
I’m pretty sure at this point there’s people who have developed stepsister fetishes ONLY because of how many vids of that shit there are. It’s EVERYWHERE
I’m actually on a weight loss mission for this year. December I hit my heaviest of 252. Said fuck that and eased into a diet. here are somethings I’ve discovered are life savers.
Sugar free Jell-O snacks, both pudding and gelatin. My biggest problem is my sweet tooth. These are cheap, low-cal, and kill the craving enough to get through a night.
Fresh turkey burgers. I’m still a big guy and eat a decent amount. Discovered that a 1/2 pound lean turkey burger (with bun and cheese) comes in at about 500 Calories.
Soylent. Perhaps the holy grail. I bought the bottled version and it is now my daily lunch, along with a banana and a pudding snack. The main thing I got out of this was portion control. A bottle will fill you up. May take a week to get used to but once you do, it really is wonderful.
The best tool I have is MyFitnessPal. I use it mainly to come up with solid meals under 500 calories. Its nice to be able to scan things into a recipe and see how it all adds up.
And for what its worth, as of last friday I’m at 234, 18 lbs down from January 1st.
Boss is out of town and I have a doctor’s appointment in the afternoon. Why the hell am I here?
Pretty sure he sleeps on an air mattress because he buys shit like this
The only thing you’ll get are Silver shits
The main selling point of Tinder is drunk swiping or on-the-toilet swiping. No one drunkenly grabs a computer.
Duda would probably drink this just to say he did. Clearly he’s thirsty for conversation starters.
Call me crazy, but I enjoy going out way more now a days than I ever did in college or those first couple of years right after. Every single time there was this expectation that it had to be the night of our lives. Someone always got too drunk, someone always vanished, and the rest of us were left with a disappointing night. Now, we all know to just roll with the night, we know how to handle ourselves, and most importantly, we’re not trying to reenact The Hangover. If it happens, so be it.
You think your outfit works for you because it gets attention, but any girl that isn’t drunk out of her mid will clearly realize that the whole purpose of the outfit is that, attention. Needless to say that just like button down and jean guys are a dime a dozen, so are “edgy outfit for attention guys”.
Try the drunk Hawaiian: pineapple, bacon, and pepperoni.
And to pretend you’re healthy do pineapple and red peppers
For a plot twist, I went into engineering when I realized I was great at math but never graduated past the square-triangle house drawings.
Saying you love to travel, drink and eat, and watch Netflix. Might as well say “guys, you better be ready to carry the whole damn conversation”
Although I can see where you’re coming from, no one is asking cheap wine companies to cut back on the basic-ass wine names. I don’t consider myself a craft beer elitist or even aficionado, but I do enjoy going to breweries because the best ones are usually run by people who are passionate about the beer, so in my opinion, let them name their beers as they please.