Nothing says “late twenties” like mid-sex cramps.
Making sure your LinkedIn profile is on private mode before you start stalking a potential bumble date.
Monday’s are for lighting fires you’ll have to put out by Friday. PGP.
I fell asleep at 10 p.m. and now I actually feel like working. PGP.
After a year of being the only male, my department finally hired another guy. He collects Yu-Gi-Oh cards. PGP.
I’m starting to order more water than beer at the bar. PGP.
Waking up late and getting to work on time means I just found my new wake up time. PGP.
Redownloading the Bumble and Tinder apps. PGP.