Great take all around, except for your hilarious reference to Taylor Momsen as a “rocker and model” when her main accomplishment has been playing the role of the second most annoying Gossip Girl character
Ubering when they’re a few blocks away robs them of the joyful experience of drunk day walking – I’m not surprised though because Girl hates everything good in the world
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Great take all around, except for your hilarious reference to Taylor Momsen as a “rocker and model” when her main accomplishment has been playing the role of the second most annoying Gossip Girl character
“Something you’d like to share with the rest of the class” killed me – I would pay money to not attend that dinner party
As a Colorado native, please do not refer to the transplants as Coloradans
Gonna start incorporating “nbd kbd” into my vocabulary
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Ubering when they’re a few blocks away robs them of the joyful experience of drunk day walking – I’m not surprised though because Girl hates everything good in the world
Confused how she didn’t already own shoes. Maybe she threw them out in an effort to “cleanse her headspace” during the break with Todd
Provel and therefore Imo’s is lukewarm garbage. Thank you for this, people need to be warned
Read the title and prayed it was about Sephora but knew deep down the truth
Are you talking about a vodka soda, i.e. the sponsored drink of TGDAG? Or actually mixing Tito’s with tap water?
This is worse than anything Game Of Thrones has ever thrown at me
Alex is quickly becoming my favorite of all these terrible humans
Here we gooooo
Definitely true, we have a restaurant called Havana 59 here and my payment for dinner got flagged. Annoying but hilarious
Todd being too much of a wimp to even realize he’s roasting her: Total Todd Move
So many humblebrags in your submission Will, you can’t be feeling that awful
” At everyone’s core, no one really wants to do another human being a favor.” Jesus man, who hurt you?
Nothing wrong with nicknames between my boyfriend and I BUT I fully agree with you on strangers using them on me
And a mattress. And some condoms. And girls who aren’t still in college…The list goes on
But how do you feel about slicing it like an onion? Perfect rings, minimal mess. I don’t care how weird my coworkers think it is, no shame in my game